April 2009
1 post
In Fact, Yes, I am a Billionaire
Dear Internet Girl,
I’m sure it charms you to know that I am, in fact, a billionaire — and I bet you didn’t think you’d stumble across one trolling the pages of craigslist as you were. I admire you for going after what you want in life, which I assume is to be the mistress to a wealthy billionaire, because do you know how I came to be a billionaire — exactly, I went after what I wanted in life. ...