May 2009
1 post
April 2009
1 post
In Fact, Yes, I am a Billionaire
Dear Internet Girl,
I’m sure it charms you to know that I am, in fact, a billionaire — and I bet you didn’t think you’d stumble across one trolling the pages of craigslist as you were. I admire you for going after what you want in life, which I assume is to be the mistress to a wealthy billionaire, because do you know how I came to be a billionaire — exactly, I went after what I wanted in life. ...
December 2008
1 post
Dr. Sir Greg Orwen on Twitter →
While I complete a site that the Sir okays, he continues to Tweet about his “Exciting” life.
November 2008
2 posts
Story of My Life
Let me start off by saying that I am an amazing writer, so I could write my autobiography by myself — but I am just so busy actually living a life that needs to be autobiographized, that I need to hire someone else to write my autobiography for me.
I was racking my brain trying to figure out how I was going to get this great opportunity out to the literary genius’ of the world, and I figured that...
A Message From The Webmaster
Please bare with me — I had a complete design for the site ready to upload, and then Sir Greg told me that it needed 110% more Spectacle — cause the internet generation is Hip.
Working on the Spectacle….
October 2008
1 post
Good PR
My publicist’s, manager’s, agent’s, and lawyer’s informed me that it would be a good idea to have a presence on this internet thing that I created.
Also I am aware of how interested most people are in my day to day activities.